It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem
why i’ll never work at fast foods
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
ah you’re watching gravity falls? i love that show. the way the gravity just [clenches fist] fricking falls
self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything
So go to the doctor and get an actual diagnosis?
Why don’t poor people just buy more money?
"911 what’s your emergency?"
it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive
I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…
smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1
I’m sensing a theme here.
Yeah, one word titles, AND ITS THROWING ME OFF
Achilles goes up to the counter, oozing confidence. He orders two venti caramel macchiatos. “That’s a lot of coffee,” says the barista. “Are you sure you can handle it?” “Of course!” cries Achilles. “I’m practically immortal!”
He gets the drinks and begins to walk out of the store. He trips over the threshold, and a little bit of the scalding hot coffee spills down the back of his leg. He dies immediately.
The germanics everybody.